


| A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow . . .. but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. |
| Redneck Yard Swing |

| Redneck Cooler |

| Redneck Cellar |

| Redneck Garden |




| Redneck Limo |
| Redneck Timeout |
| Redneck Cook out |
| Redneck Mailbox |
| A new Redneck law was just recently passed When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. |
| Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ? 'It Pert Near took out the whole trailer park; The library was a total loss too. Both books went up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.' |

| Redneck Thanksgiving |
| A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ? ' ... and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' |
| Redneck Christmas Sleigh |
| (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck) |